Man was sitting at home on the veranda with his wife, and he says, "I love you".
She asks, "Is that you, or the beer talking?"
He replies, "It's me. Talking to the beer."
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Hair It Is
I read somewhere that hair grows until you reach 40, then it goes in the opposite direction; into the head, out the ears, nose, and other odd places.
I found electricity can be dangerous. My son tried to stick a penny into a wall outlet. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
Scientists have estimated that every person on earth has some atoms in them from everyone else on earth who ever existed, such as Buddha, Jesus, Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun, Beaver Cleaver, Marilyn Monroe, Geronimo, The Lone Ranger. At least now I understand my mood swings.
My ex-wife was impossible. It was only safe to wake her from a distance, like Ireland.
I found electricity can be dangerous. My son tried to stick a penny into a wall outlet. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
Scientists have estimated that every person on earth has some atoms in them from everyone else on earth who ever existed, such as Buddha, Jesus, Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun, Beaver Cleaver, Marilyn Monroe, Geronimo, The Lone Ranger. At least now I understand my mood swings.
My ex-wife was impossible. It was only safe to wake her from a distance, like Ireland.
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