I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Inasmuch as the earth is 2/3 water and 1/3 land, it is clear that our time should be divided. 2/3 fishing and 1/3 work.
Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
The world is full of willing people -- some willing to work and some willing to let them. -Robert Frost
There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
The Cure. Inexpensive Health.
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