Teacher's Pet

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a Bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the Teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop And asked, " Champagne ?.

"No," said the little boy.... "It's a puppy."