Monday, July 12, 2010

Why Teachers Drink......

Explain why phosphorous tri-chloride is polar.
God made it that way

What type of attractive force or bond holds the sodium ions and chloride ions together in a crystal of sodium chloride?
James Bond

Briefly explain what hard water is.
Ice

What's a nitrate?
Much cheaper than a day rate

What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?
Unused names

Name one of the early Romans greatest achievements.
Learning to speak latin

Name six animals which specifically live in the Artic.
Two polar bears and four seals

Name the wife of Orpheus, who he attempted to save from the underworld.
Mrs Orpheus

What happens during puberty to a boy?
He says goodbye to his childhood. Enters adultery.

Steve is driving his car. He is travelling at 60 feet per second, and the speed limit is 40 miles per hour. Is Steve speeding?
He could find out by checking his speedometer

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