Signs

Sign on a plumbers truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

Sign on a plumbers truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

Sign in fire station: This is non-smoking area. If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Sign on plastic surgeon's office door: We can help you pick your nose.

Sign on electrician's truck: Let us help you remove your shorts.

Sign on radiator shop: Best place to take a leak.

Sign on pet store door: Buy one dog; get one flea.