Redneck Humor

A redneck may have worked on your computer if: The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

Someone might be using your email account if: Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and you now owe them $71,000 and change.

Did your computer get the Obama virus? Every program gets hacked, your bank account is drained to exhaustion, all your friends think Limbaugh is a superstar, and there is no cure.

You have an internet addiction if: You refer to going to the bathroom as "downloading".

You may have bought a bad computer if: The lower corner of the screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

You have an internet addiction if: Your husband tells you he's had the beard for two months.

A redneck may have worked on your computer if: The password was changed to "huntin".