Why be difficult, when with just a litle bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I love animals. They taste great!

Great minds think like me.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

If most people said what they were thinking, they would be speechless.

I want to live forever. So far, so good.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left before we met.

My mechanic told me: "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder".