Two guys were in a dojo when a mad dog came flying in and attacked the smaller guy. The larger guy grabbed a belt and strangled the dog. A news reporter standing by said, "You're a hero!" He wrote in his notebook the heading "Judo Hero Saves Friend from Savage Dog!"
The guy saw the note and said "I am not a Judo player."
"OK," replied the reporter and he wrote down "Ju Jitsu Hero Saves Friend from Savage Dog!"
The guy replied, "Sorry, but I do Karate."
"OK," said the reporter, then wrote down "Savage Kills Family Pet!!"
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