Odds and Ends

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Somebody stopped payment on my reality check.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot.

Always remember you are unique. Just like everyone else.

I love cats. They taste just like chicken.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


Don't Buy Electricity. Make It.