Dating Tips

These are pick-up lines some women said were actually said to them......


Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 2:00 A.M.?

Are you lost ma'am? Heaven is a long way from here.

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call your mother and thank her.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?