Fathers Day

I have mixed emotions when I receive Fathers Day gifts. I'm very happy my kids remember me, but do they really think I actually dress that way????

I went into a library the other day, and because I didn't have a lot of time, I stopped and asked the librarian where the "Self Help" section was. She replied that if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

Did you know that the guy that invented the Marconi radio telegraph system was named Guglielmo Marconi? I don’t know Italian very well but I’m pretty sure that’s pronounced “Googley – Elmo”. I cannot say this name out loud without laughing. I bet whoever presented his Nobel Prize had to practice saying his name for like a week before he could say it without cracking up.

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.


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