Excuses From Parents For Absent Students

1. John was absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

2. Chris has acre in his side.

3. Please excuse Gloria. She has been sick and under the doctor.

4. Mary Ann was absent Dec 11-12 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick with fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either; sore throat and fever. there must be the flu going around; her father even got hot last night.

5. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. Please execute him.

6. Please exuse Joey friday. He has loose vowels.

7. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell out of a tree and misplaced her hip.

8. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.

9. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

10. John was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

~Courtesy of Bev Feighner, Tacoma School District