You Know You're Too Stressed If...

1. Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you
and suggest that you should get some rest.

2. You can achieve a "Runners High" by sitting up.

3. You say the same sentence over and over again, not
realizing that you have said it before.

4. The Sun is too loud.

5. Trees begin chasing you.

6. You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

7. You begin to explore the possibility of setting up
an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

8. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step
for the consumption of coffee.

9. You can hear mimes.

10. You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.


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