Honoring The Kids

What did one eye say to the other eye?
**Between you and me, something smells.
Submitted by Blake, age 6

What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?
**Be careful not to step on a poodle!
Submitted by Kelly, age 12

What is even smarter than a talking bird?
**A Spelling Bee!
Submitted by Rebecca, age 11

Who is the greatest underwater spy?
**James POND!
Submitted by Treven, age 10

Why did the students eat their homework?
**Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Submitted by Alexandra, age 12

What kind of a storm is always in a rush?
**A Hurry Cain!
Submitted by Clouie, age 10

What do you call a worm with no teeth?
**A gummy worm!
Submitted by David, age 6

How did the telephone propose to the lady?
**It gave her a ring!
Submitted by Melissa, age 10

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
**"Cashew"!
Submitted by Emmy, age 7

What table can we eat?
**A vegeTABLE!
Submitted by Emma, age 12

Which is faster: Hot or Cold?
**Hot, 'cause you can catch a cold!
Submitted by Nicholas, age 12

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
**To get to the second-hand shop!
Submitted by Rameez, age 11

Why did the boy tiptoe towards the medicine cabinet?
**Because he didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Submitted by Nayantara, age 13

What did Cinderella say to the photographer?
**I want my "prints" back!
Submitted by Annie, age 12

Why couldn't the teddy bear eat his dessert?
**He was stuffed!
Submitted by Christina, age 12

What does a farmer use to count his cattle?
**A COWculator!
Submitted by Christina, age 12

Who won when the two waves raced?
**They tide!
Submitted by Taylor, age 11

Why did the boy put lipstick on his head?
**Because he wanted to make up his mind!
Submitted by Kirsten, age 13


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