Montana According To Jeff Foxworthy

If you're proud that your region makes the national news at least 96 times
each year because it's the hottest or the coldest spot in the nation, you
might live in Montana.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in
Montana.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in
Montana.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Montana.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Montanan WHEN "Vacation" means going east or west on hwy 2 for the weekend, you live in Montana.

You measure distance in hours, you might live in Montana.

You know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might live in Montana.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you might live in Montana.

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
without flinching, you might live in Montana.

You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings), you might live in Montana.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked, you might live in Montana.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use
them, you might live in Montana.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might
live in Montana.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
you might live in Washington State:).

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction, you might live in Montana.

Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue
spruce, you might live in Montana.

You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.., you might live in
Montana.

Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed, you might live in Montana.

If your idea of going out to eat is a tail gate party every Friday, you
might live in Montana.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car; you might live in
Montana.

If you find 0 degrees to be "a little chilly", you might live in Montana.

You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Montana friends, you might live in Montana.


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