Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poo, because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue
The post office was set to release a stamp commemorating Chuck Norris. This plan was doomed to fail because nobody can lick Chuck Norris
I once had the pleasure of shaking Chuck Norris hand. I now only have 1 arm
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. There is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris
Maverick Money Makers. Get Paid For Life.
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