The Worst Day

A little guy was sitting at a bar staring at his drink for ages.

Suddenly, a big biker comes along, snatches his glass, guzzles down the beer and laughs, "Hah! So what you gonna do about that, little man?"

"Nothing," sighed the little guy despondently.

"You see, today has been the worst day of my life. This morning I overslept and was
late for an important meeting. My boss was furious and so he
fired me. I cleaned out my desk, went to my car, only to find out
that it wasn't there - somebody had stolen it. So I took a taxi home,
but when it came to paying the driver I realized I'd lost my wallet.
Then went into my house and I caught my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I left home, wandering around aimlessly until I found this bar.

And just when I worked up the courage to end it all, you came along and drank my poisoned beer."


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