2. "Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
3. "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. "
4. "When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not."
5. "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
6. I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
7. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
8. We'll set up a 75¢ meal that will knock their eyes out. After we knock their eyes out, we can charge them anything we want.
9. From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
10. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
11. In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
12. I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
New Years Is Almost Here. How Are YOUR Abs?
No comments:
Post a Comment