A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible.
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
At my age flowers scare me.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
First of all you've got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did.
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