What's Sex?

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to
his mother, "Mom, what's sex?"

His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational
theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects
of the tricky subject.

When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment
form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but
how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"


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