Thoughtful Slants On Life

A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'


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