Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Optimistically Stressed

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'"

You know you're stressed out when you can hear Mimes.

If it weren't for stress I'd have no energy at all.

Usually I try to take it one day at a time, but lately several have attacked me at once...

Everytime I think I've hit the bottom, someone lends me a shovel.

Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.*

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring.*


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