The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
Two hats we hanging on a hat rack in a hallway. One hat said to the other: "You stay here; I'll go on a-head".
Don't join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects!
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