Butt Jiggle is my way of saying goodbye!
Maybe I'll wake up on the right side of the bed tomorrow, and maybe I won't!
I can't be bothered with a cell phone in my car........I'm too busy making finger gestures at everyone.
I tried paying my taxes with a smile. But they wanted money.
Don't like my attitude? Send an email to: www.like_I_care.com
It's.....One Nation Under God, or bite my skinny ass and leave!
If you MUST burn our flag, wrap yourself in it first.
Real women don't have hot flashes. They have power surges.
When the neighbors play the music too loud, I dance naked. Shut's 'em down pretty quick.
As far as I'm concerned, the perfect bra is a sweatshirt.
Actually, you can have a healthy sex life well into your later years. Assuming you can stand the site of people your age naked.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment