Growing Older Observations

• It's harder to tell navy from black.

• Everything old is new again, but if you wore it before, you're too old to wear it the 2nd time around.

• Your kids are becoming you -- and you don't like them, but your grandchildren are perfect!

• Yellow becomes the big color -- walls, hair, teeth.

• Going out is good; coming home is better!

• When people say you look "Great", they add, "for your age"!

• When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything -- movies, hotels, flights.

• You forget names, but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you.

• The last 2 outfits you wore had spots on them.

• You ask your husband or friend how your outfit looks, and they tell you the truth.

• The five pounds you wanted to lose is now 15, and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

• You realize you're never going to be really good at anything -- especially golf.

• Your husband is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.

• The things you cared to do, you don't care to do, but you care that you don't care to do them anymore.

• Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring then he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep".

• Remember when your mother said "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident.

• You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married; now it's, "I hope they STAY married!"


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