More Observations On Growing Older

• The best place to have a conversation with your husband is in the bathroom -- you have his full attention.

• ; Who wants to wear 3" heels anyway?

• You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch.

• When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem were unheard of and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.

• You use more 4 letter words -- "what?"..."when?"

• Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

• Your husband has a night out with the guys but he's home by 9:00 P.M.; next week it will be 8:30 P.M.

• You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.

• Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?

• Many of the people in People Magazine you've never heard of.

• Your concealer doesn't conceal.

• Your lipstick bleeds.

• Your mascara clumps, and your eyebrows are disappearing.

You don't have hair under your arms and very little on your legs, but your chin needs to be plucked daily.

• What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

• Everybody whispers.

• Now that your husband has retired, you'd give anything if he'd find a job.

• You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet, 2 of which you will never wear again.

• But old is good in some things -- old songs, old movies, and best of all -- old friends!