If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
Don't let school interfere with your education
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
My karma ran over your dogma
I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you
Shit happens!
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them?
Men have feelings too, but who really cares?
And on the eighth day, God went skiing
Athletes love to score
Not all women are fools. Some are single.
There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane
Yes, I've heard of "decaf." What's your point?
Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children
Procrastinate Later
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