10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9. This is a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out.. You probably got here just in time!
7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?
4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
3. The coffee machine is broken.
2. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk..........
1. ...in Jesus name. Amen.
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