A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a
woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give
her
an
examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen
abdomen.
It only
took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is
pregnant."
The
mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that
her
daughter
was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by
having
sex with
a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the
horizon.
The
mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window!
Aren't you
paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention
ma'am. It's
just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the
East,
and
three wise men came. And I was hoping that they would show up
again.
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