Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ...
not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I love cats, they taste just like chicken
Men are idiots and I married their king
Dijon vu - the same mustard as
before.
The best way to get on your feet is to get off your ass!
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes!
Caution! Driver just doesn't give a shit anymore!
Have a crappy day
God grant me patience. And I want it NOW!
Impeach Clinton. And her husband.
I'll do it tomorrow, I've made enuf mistakes today
Give me coffee and no one will get hurt
Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee
Ignore your rights and they'll go away
C code. C code run. Run, code, run! (please?)
If you're rich, I'm single!
This truck belongs to me. Everything else belongs to her
The complaint department is closed!
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