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If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

If you want world peace, fight for justice.

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares

This is my other car!

And on the eighth day, God went fishing

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Stop the violins. Visualize whirled peas.

Gun Control isn't about guns. It's about control.

There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart.


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