The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Don't laugh .. It's paid for!
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing
He who dies with the most toys, wins!
My other car is a Porsche
Cat: The other white meat
I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it
The #1 cause of divorce is ... Marriage
We are spending our kids inheritance.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Some days you're the Dog, & Some days you're the Hydrant
The Magic Of Making Up
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