Monday, May 4, 2009

A Few Bumper Stickers

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.

If you want world peace, fight for justice.

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares.

This is my other car!

And on the eighth day, God went fishing.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Stop the violins. Visualize whirled peas.


Slash Your Power Bills By 80% And More!

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