Saturday, May 9, 2009

Weekend One-Liners

I would gladly trade in my "Caller I.D." for a "Caller I.Q."

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Dig where the gold is, unless you need the exercise.

For more peace and quiet, how about a phoneless cord?

A shut mouth gathers no foot.

Suicide is the sincerest form of self-criticism.

Teamwork is essential; it allows you to blame someone else.

Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you're doing.

Defeat is worse than death, because you have to live with defeat.

It is incredible how much intelligence is used in this world to prove nonsense.

It is okay to be ignorant in some areas, but some people abuse the privilege.

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

All the world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.


The SlumDog EMillionaire(You Don't Need Google)

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