Wear black: all the non-conformists are doing it.
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I washed a sock. Then I put it in a dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
Tact is the art of making guests feel at home when that's where you wish they were.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you really understand the problem.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
The chance that you'll forget something is directly proportional to.....to....ah.....
If the early bird gets the worm, look what happens to the early worm.
Honk if you like peace and quiet!
Two can live as cheaply as one -- for half as long.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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