Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
So, what is the speed of dark?
An economist is a person who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
Don't try to make children grow up to be like you. They may do it.
An atheist is a person with no invisible means of support.
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears this is true.
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger near the escape key.
I never, ever make sweeping generalizations.
Prayer: "Oh Lord, give me patience, but give it to me RIGHT NOW!"
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