Sunday One-Liners

Do you enjoy the company of others without self-medication?

I'm going out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

He wasn't a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Plan to be spontaneous. Tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck and jumping to conclusions.

The trouble with life: you're halfway through before you realize it's a "do it yourself."

Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.


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