Hump Day Fun

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

Sponges grow in the ocean. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

What are imitation rhinestones?

Who came up with the word why? And why?

My friend had the 24 hour bug for three days; go figure!

If at first you don't succeed, go back and destroy all evidence that you even tried!

Just great! I finally get a genuine idea, and someone else thought of it first.

I am having an out of money experience.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I never got around to it.

I chose the path less traveled by, but only because I was lost.

If you throw a cat out your car window is it kitty litter?

I distinctly remember forgetting that.

The best things in life are free, but unfortunately that's not the way the law sees it.

If at first you don't succeed, try playing second base.

Success is not access to excess.

Great minds think like ME.


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