Sunday, May 17, 2009

The Wisdom Of Confucious

Do not drink and park. Accidents cause people.

Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work.

Man who sit on tack get point!

He who eat many prunes, sit on potty many moons.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Woman who cook carrots and peas in pot not sanitary.

Man who run in front of car get that run down feeling.

Two wrongs do not make a right, but two rights make U-turn.

Man who sneeze without hanky take matter into own hands.

Man who make love to girl on hill.....he not on level.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who eat crackers in bed get crummy sleep.

Man who shoot off mouth expect to lose face.

Man who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.

Man who throws dirt loses ground.


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